Rob Larsen

It couldn't have happened to a creepier freakazoid!

Martha Stewart indicted

I don't know why she creeps me out so much. She just does. I watch her and I get this surreal, uncomfortable vibe from her. Maybe it's the dead look in her beady little eyes, her noncommittal white bread manner of speech or that terrible hair cut or some combination of three. It might be something else entirely. I don't know what it is, I just feel the need to shower after seeing her.

First Tyson, now Michael Jackson. What a day.

This convergence, of course, begs the age-old question of "who is crazier?" Based on today's reporting at least, Tyson has the upper hand. Jackson's finances center stage in LA court fight

I can just feel the scum bubbling up all over the ice

This is awesome in a William Gibson sort of way- the perverse convergence of a very delicate sport and insanely sleazy activity. The story: Sources say Russian and French judges made deal