It couldn't have happened to a creepier freakazoid!
I don't know why she creeps me out so much. She just does. I watch her and I get this surreal, uncomfortable vibe from her. Maybe it's the dead look in her beady little eyes, her noncommittal white bread manner of speech or that terrible hair cut or some combination of three. It might be something else entirely. I don't know what it is, I just feel the need to shower after seeing her.