It's been a LONG time since I visited Attrition.org
I was almost sucked in there for a second. I used to visit Attrition regularly back in the day and I was sorely tempted to just browse and read the fuck out of it for the rest of the day.
Anyway, the following (linked from mefi) is one of the many classic email exchanges archived at Attrition. In this installment, a user writes in to ask if the attrition guys can hack into his school's server to change his GPA. Hilarity ensues.