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Another New Show- Boston Urban Arts Festival December 8,2007

I’ve got plenty going on. Here’s a new show:

Divine Affairs and Paradyme Inc. Presents:

Boston Urban Art Festival

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Umass-Boston Campus Center

The BUAF plans to offer a contemporary view of the urban art scene in and around Boston, celebrating the best visual, literary, and performing arts the city has to offer. The mission of the Boston Urban Festival is to lend a voice to artists outside the mainstream by providing them with an outlet for artistic expression.

And don’t sleep on: Hit the Deck Custom Skateboards November 15th @ The Estate

8 Great Screen Fighters - Hong Kong’s Greatest Martial Arts Movie Stars

One caveat- with the exception of Jackie, these aren’t really in any order.
Other than that, on with the fun…

  1. Jackie Chan

    Say what you will about Jackie, for my money there’s no denying he’s the greatest screen fighter of all time. For me, it boils down to this- no one else has made my jaw hit the floor as many times as Jackie Chan. From his 1978 pair of Yuen Wo-Ping directed classics Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow and Drunken Master, through his unmatched brilliance in the 80s with films like Police Story, Dragons Forever, Project A and Wheels and Meals, through to his later Hong Kong work like Who Am I, Police Story III and IV and Rumble in the Bronx, he was unmatched in his ability to wow audiences worldwide with his incredible screen fights and stunts. Decade by decade he created films and scenes that rank amongst the best the genre has to offer, culminating with Drunken Master 2, a film that can easily lay claim to the mantle of “best fight film of all time.”

    Don’t believe me? Let’s go to the video replay. Keep in mind, the following ignores a lot of really great fights, since I’ve already posted them here once before.

    Here’s a great little drunken boxing scene (this is drunkenfist.com after all) from the aforementioned Drunken Master 2:

    (I miss you Anita Mui!)

    Here’s an awesome scene full of that old school flavor from Snake in the Eagle’s Shadow:

    And finally, here’s the incredible “ladder fight” from Police Story IV/First Strike. I never get tired of this scene.

    Interviewing Jackie was definitely one of the highlights of my time as a film writer.

  2. Jet Li

    Without a doubt my favorite screen fighter of all time. Jet Li may not be the same athlete he was when he was winning Wu Shu championships, but even now he still sells fights with more style than just about anyone and in his prime he possessed breathtaking athleticism. Li’s Wu Shu training, which really focused more on appearance than practical ass-kicking ability, perfectly primed him for martial arts movie greatness. Put plainly, his whole life has been about looking good and having appealing form while doing martial arts. Sounds like a recipe for cinematic success, doesn’t it?

    Here’s a great scene from First of Legend, my favorite Jet Li film:

    And a killer scene from Fearless, his latest (last?) martial arts epic

    and finally the excellent “four seasons” training sequence scene from his debut film, Shaolin Temple

  3. Donnie Yen

    Donnie is definitely one of the better martial artists on this list. What’s funny about that is, he’s not even the best martial artist in his family- his mother being the inimitable Bow Sim Mark. Anyway, Donnie is a real favorite around these parts (and not just because I’ve met him a half dozen times and interviewed him on three separate occasions.) He was a key figure in both the Wuxia revival of the early-mid nineties and the frenetic action trend of the mid-late eighties. That goes a long way in my book since those two eras are personal favorites.

    Here’s a brilliant fight from Tiger Cage 2- an excellent example of the kind of balls-out action prevalent in Hong Kong in the late 80s:

    and here’s one of the better scenes from the classic Iron Monkey. Donnie only shows up 2:45 in, but the first half is all Yu Rong Guang kicking ass, so I figured I’d post it anyway. Yu Rong Guang is 100% cool.

  4. Sammo Hung

    Maybe the most surprising screen fighter in the world. Looking at him, I’m sure people don’t know what to expect, but he possesses startling speed and agility. He’s also the best “fake Bruce Lee” ever- ignoring the fact that he looks nothing like him. His “Bruce Lee” in Enter the Fat Dragon is a thing of (fat) beauty.

    Check out a baby-faced Sammo in King Hu’s classic A Touch of Zen. Maybe not his best fight but it gives you some sense of how long he’s been at this:

    And here’s a ridiculous scene from Enter the Fat Dragon with Yuen Biao as “Jim Kelly” (as well as Leung Kar Yan)

  5. Yuen Biao

    The underrated “little brother” of Sammo Hung and Jackie Chan is a brilliant screen fighter in his own right. Possessing incredible agility, flexibility and speed Yuen is one of the genre’s true giants.

    Here’s some proof:

    The classic final fight from 1981’s Prodigal Son

    And a killer fight with Melvin Wong from the end of Righting Wrongs

  6. Michelle Yeoh

    She’s the best. A fine actress with screen presence who just happens to be beautiful, fearless, and physically gifted? What’s not to love?

    Like I said- she’s the best.

    Here’s a recent classic from the mega-hit Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

    And here’s a crazy little fight versus a huge dude gigantic man from Project S:

    And while we’re here, check out her famous motorcycle stunt from Supercop:

  7. Bruce Lee

    And if I didn’t include him, I’d have about a half dozen complaints in the comments :)

    Seriously though, while the choreography in his fights can’t compare to a lot of what came after it’s hard to ignore the quality of his fight scenes. Bruce had true grace, power and an undeniable screen presence.

    Evidence (for those of you might have forgotten?) Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris:

    Remember that Dojo fight above from Fist of Legend? Here’s the original from Lee’s Fist of Fury (aka the Chinese Connection)

  8. Lau Kar Fai (AKA Gordon Liu)

    For my money- he’s the ultimate Shaw brothers star. If I were to choose a star to represent every decade covered on this list Lau Kar Fai would be the poster boy for the 70s. As the star of some of the genre’s greatest films, he provided precise, powerful movements as the focus of all that delicious Shaw era choreography.

    An excellent “Iron Head Kung Fu” battle with his adopted brother Lau Kar Leung from the brilliant Legendary Weapons of China

    Here’s the intro from 36th Chamber of Shaolin- one of the great genre classics.

Books 2007 #14 PPK on JavaScript

ppk on JavaScript, 1/e (VOICES) Another excellent introductory book. I got this mostly as a way of thanking Pete Paul Koch for all of his invaluable work over the years at quirksmode.org, but reading it was still a worthy way to spend my time. Not surprisingly (since he knows his stuff backwards and forwards) it’s an excellent book, well written, easy to follow and very thorough. I’m going to recommend it going forward to anyone looking for an introduction to JavaScript programming.

Books 2007 #13 Search Engine Optmization

O’Reilly Media — Search Engine Optimization More of a monograph than a book, this intro to SEO is a nice little primer on the sorcery that is Search Engine Optimization. A lot of it I knew already, but it’s still nice to get a complete overview like this. If you’re not familiar with the techniques and concepts, then I heartily recommend this thin download.

WinAMP 5.5 is a buggy piece of garbage

I’ve used WinAMP forever (since WinAMP 0.92- released a decade ago.) I installed the latest version today and it’s a complete piece of shit. It won’t even run on my (admittedly crappy) work machine. It tries to scan my “watch folders” at startup and hangs every time. EVERY TIME. What’s worse is it looks like it’s doing it based on the file name of an eMusic download. Which is funny since WinAMP pushed trial subscriptions to eMusic as part of the install.

Which leaves me with no music player I actually want to use installed on this machine.

What’s worse, with WinAMP completely useless and the fact that I don’t like iTunes (resource hog) or Windows Media Player I’m not even sure what other options I might have.

Thank god I found this old version of Winamp to replace this piece of garbage :)

Next Show- Hit the Deck Custom Skateboards November 15th @ The Estate

“A group exhibition of world renowned clothing designers, graphic designers, graffiti writers, and established artists showing their original skateboard deck art.”

The word on the street is Cope2 and Tracy 168 will also be involved.

More info here, obviously, as it becomes available. Also watch futureclassic.net/, the HIT THE DECK myspace or site and Synthesis for more info.

My last custom skateboard deck:

custom skateboard deck rob react

A domain I wish I owned:

LittleBobbyTables.com

That’s one of my all-time favorite XKCD strips.

Bruyneel Astana deal confirmed

Friday’s EuroFile: Bruyneel Astana deal confirmed

The Kazakh Cycling Federation formally announced Friday that former Discovery manager Johan Bruyneel will take over the helm of the troubled Astana team starting with the 2008 season.

There was no mention of new riders, but Bruyneel is expected to bring Tour de France champion Alberto Contador and U.S. champ Levi Leipheimer. Four others from Discovery Channel - Sergio Paulinho, Benjamin Noval, Tomas Vaitkus and Janez Brajkovic - are likely to follow the Disco-Astana migration.

And with that you have the leading team for 2007… Obviously the final roster will make a difference but Contador and Leipheimer are a really solid foundation. Astana will be favored in any races they enter. Hopefully there’ll be no issues with the team getting invites to the grand tours with all the problems they had this year.

Overall I’m happy with the news. I’m psyched to see Bruyneel continue on in the sport, I’m happy that Levi will be on another really strong team and I love the idea of Bruyneel continuing his tutelage of Contador.

I don’t think I’ve ever linked to TechCrunch before…

but this post is teh funny:

Being Stupid And Litigious Is No Way To Go Through Life

The liberal use of the word “Douche” in the comments is especially welcome.

“Help I’m being ROBED”