"This keyboard will not only stomp your colon, but the colons of distant relatives of the human species such as lagomorphs, and hypothetical colons of children you haven't even had yet. Want to type a backslash? No problem. Ampersand? You bet your ass. On an iPhone, you have to press an additional button that opens up an alternate keypad that will allow you to type numbers and punctuation. So typing something as simple as elipses (…) requires you to tap your finger 9 times. Enjoy your phone, losers! People like me who have shit to do will stick to a keyboard that doesn't have its lips wrapped firmly to the user-interface equivalent of a throbbing dong:"

Way too funny for its own good. Especially since there's valid criticism in between the jokes.

The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.

As a note, because of this I installed tussh installed on my Treo. The power of SSH from my phone is mine, all mine… next time I'm out and have a eureka debugging moment I could potentially whip out the phone and work my magic.

The odds of me doing that are slim, but it's nice to have the option. I feel all nerdy.