He Is The New [Short] Christ.
The Sun Online - Bizarre: Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology
"And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion."
You can't make this stuff up. Of course, you can, since L. Ron Hubbard did, but the reality of what his creation has become is just too rich for words.