From Simmons excellent Friday column:
"I can't believe how well New Hampshire reader Tony Westover summed up my feelings on that whining nickname-stealer LaDainian Tomlinson: 'I can understand why LT thought it was disrespectful and unclassy that the Patriots started "doing the dance Shawne Merriman is known for." Imagine if the Chargers won and some of their players went and did the Tom Brady dance at the midfield? Oh wait … Tom Brady doesn't have a dance because he's a class act and doesn't do steroids.'"