Rob Larsen

Is there a bigger baby in all of professional sports than the Patriots Terry Glenn?

Aside from being a complete flake, the guy has got to be the biggest baby I've ever seen. Fresh off of the PR sting of a domestic abuse charge (which lead the Patriots to exercise the "morality" clause in his contract and withhold something like a million dollars in salary,) and suspended from the league for his third substance abuse infraction, Glenn has been skipping practice for a few days now. Presumably to lie on his bed, suck his thumb, clutch his blankie and blame everyone but himself for his problems (don't believe me? He already blamed the Patriots for "setting him up" to take the substance abuse charge… ) So, the Patriots are threatening Glenn with one-year suspension if he doesn't show up for practice today. How does Glenn react to that? By threatening to retire…. "I'm taking my ball and going home *sob*

Leave a comment